Last updated: 2/6/2026

This is just a blog for me to rant about games I dont like or autistically ramble about games I do like. Esentially some kind of mock gaming journalism except I actually play the games I talk about.

Favorite games: JoJo ASBR, Deltarune, Guilty Gear Strive, Pikmin 3, Buckshot Roulette, Yakuza 0

2/8/2026 - Topic: Marvel Rivals and Pikmin 2

As I try and work to start a streaming career, I've realized that I will have to swallow my pride and play games that are bad just for views. This is most applicable to the competitive hero shooter genre, which is VERY popular for streaming despite most modern hero shooters being... a steaming pile of dog shit that was left out in the hot summer. While you caan tell I have an obvious bias, I actually liked Marvel Rivals quite a bit. Since starting playing I've put 7 hours into Deadpool alone, and I really enjoy playing him. But theres one pretty major problem; the gameplay loop is fucking boring. In only the 7 hours the gameplay loop got stale and I think its because theres very little gratifiaction or reward for playing well, the feedback for getting a kill is pretty minimal and doesnt feel rewarding at all. Plus there are only like 2 gamemodes and they get repetitive quick, it just gets super boring and almost feels aimless, it feels like my brain is on autopilot most matches.

PIKMIN 2 however IS quite fun and enjoyable, I've been playing it on dolphin emulator on my steam deck, and its been great! I havent got very far yet (I'm just about to unlock blue pikmin) but I enjoy it a lot. Its definetly more difficult than pikmin 3, feels a little outdated control wise, and could use the refinements to the captain system pikmin 3 had, but overall its a good game by all accounts! The graphics are actually quite good for the time, and they feel more stylized than outdated IMO and I'd go as far to say they're my second favorite after pikmin 3. I also think I like collecting treasure the best out of all the 3 different types of pikmin gameplay loop, its the most fun and rewarding. I like that the juice system is more impactful to your gameplay but to some extent it essentially becomes a non issue if you arent a dandori dumbass. I'm definetly gonna play it more (maybe this time I'll actually beat it XD) and having it portably on the deck definetly does wonders for my motivation to play and my playtime.

Anyways thats all I had to say, just wanted to add something to the blog for today so I yapped about nothing for awhile. Hope you have a good day, see you next time I write

1/3/2026 - Topic: Steam Deck and Yakuza 0

I just got my new steam deck recently and holy shit I'm so glad I finally bit the bullet and bought one, I've been sitting on the fence about getting one for about a year or 2 now but I'm so sad I didnt get it sooner. I've loved every second of using this thing despite how aged the hardware is, probably because the main collection of games I enjoy are all decades old or indies... -w- It's also helping me clear out my backlog a bit by letting me play older titles more convinently, specifically yakuza 0. I hadnt given the game a fair shot before, mostly because I had controller issues on pc. Now I've tripled my lifetime hours in the game just since I got the steam deck. I'm still trying to iron out some kinks to get retro emulators working but honestly I dont need that even, my steam and epic library is more than enough to ensure I never have to think again and can just be ouppy :3c

Not enough people talk about these games for what they are, which is batshit insane nonsense with minigames that are more captivating than the story. A friend bought me it on a whime because they're a munancho-cell (thank you bestie ily mwah :3c) and like I said I never really gave it a fair shot on pc. Being able to just pick up and play for a few seconds on deck is genuinely a lifesaver and system seller feature, I would not invest nearly as much time into it if I were on pc just because of the hassle of connecting my controller and a stupid issue I had where the right stick directions were rotated????? Whenever I'd move it up it'd look left and whenever I'd move it right it'd look down???? Long story short I've been loving PocketRacer 0 and all the stupid side distractions. So far my favorite style is breaker because it doesnt require paying attention to anything or having skill, I can just spam the basic xxxxy combo and "where did the enemies go?". The story is not really doing much for me, honestly its almost like side content because I spend more time than not on the mini games and pocket racer.

Anyways thats all I have to say, just wanted to yap a bit and finally update the blog. I've really neglected this page, havent updated it since last year.
Thanks for reading, hope you have a good new year, and see you next time.

11/13/2025 - Topic: Pikmin and Valve

I am hyped as FUCK for the new valve GabeCube and I'm not really sure why, I have no intention of buying it nor the money and I already have a PC that does the same. For context valve just dropped 3 new pieces of hardware on us on a random Wednesday (fuck that word I hate spelling it XD). Thats right, valve CAN count to 3 after all. They're releasing a new VR headset that I'll probably never breathe the same air as because I'm not a nepo baby youtube VR enthusiast, with how expensive the Index is I doubt my brokeass will ever even see these things cause my bank account is only 5 digits long, and thats counting decimals. However the two other pieces of hardware do seem interesting and may actually be within my price range.

The new Steam Controller (Yes, the name was so good they had to use it a second time) looks slightly uncomfortable to hold but dear god that is completely outweighed by being essentially the only first-party hall effect controller on the market. Technically it uses some other type of switchless stick mechanism that isnt hall effect, but they're essentailly the same thing to the average consumer, longer hardware life expectancy = good! Its esentially like a reverse PS4 controller, where the touchpad is on the bottom instead of the top. Other than that I cant say anything bad about it, looks pretty solid.

The Steam Machine is really making me hyped and again I dont know why. I dont really need it because I'm already a PC masterrace member and I likely wont be able to buy it because they'll probably be expensive as shit. But like... I still totally want one lmao XD. I really like the interchangeable faceplates, especially the sticker collage one shown in the reveal trailer, it reminded me of Splatoon 3. Speaking of Nintendo games, this thing will probably be an all in one emulator box because its 5~ times as powerful as a SteamDeck which could already run NINTENDO SWITCH GAMES! I'd probably buy this little guy if I had the money or really any reason to aside from the impulse purchase, but my sights are on the steam deck instead. I already have a decently powerful PC that can emulate all the games I want, what I want personally is the ability to take those games on the go and not have to sit at my desk with the posture of a goddamn prawn while I play Doshin the Giant on Dolphin. Once I get my payday for doing kettlework a Steam Deck is as good as mine.

I've been kinda manic about pikmin recently, I guess its the new "Hyperfixate on this for a month then get bored of it forever" media. The DLC mission mode in Pikmin 3 is genuinely so fun it did the impossible, it made me want to play pikmin 2 and 4. While the new update for pikmin 4 may actually make it fun I still plan on making minimal use of Oatchii, and the 3 type limit was never changed so I dont know how much I'll enjoy it but at least its more content. Pikmin 3, 2, and 1 are definetly first on the chopping block to try my emulation machine on when I do get my hands on a steam deck. I hope for christmas I get something nice, I'd ask santa for Pikmin 3 Deluxe for switch but I'm scared he'll throw all of my other presents in the fireplace if I do.

Anyways thats about all I have in the way of derranged valve and Pikmin ramblings, I'm quite excited to try out all the new stuff thats coming up on both fronts. Thanks for reading my blog and I'll see you next time theres something to talk about.